Zombies

(compliments Cox News)

If only we lived in the Dallas area around January 28. We could have driven Baby by these hacked road signs. He would have been paranoid. He has a righteous fear of the undead. He's learned how to kill zombies and reminds us of it regularly. About half the time when saying bedtime prayer he asks God to help him not think about zombies as he goes to sleep. And occasionally in the afternoon I'll hear him muttering, "Can't think about zombies tonight." You'd think we let him play games with zombies in them, but we don't. I don't let him play anything but E-rated games and they don't include zombies because they are obviously too scary for young children. Olaf got himself Resident Evil for Christmas and he's not allowed to play it while the children are awake, orders from Baby! So, if only we had lived in the Dallas area on January 28th, I would have gone to work late just to drive Baby by these signs. His reaction would have been priceless, even though it would have been cruel on my part. I wouldn't have been able to help myself.



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