A New Sweatshirt

The other day at the mall they were having a big sale.

So I sent Middle Child over to look at the Young Men clothes

and he found a sweatshirt right away that he Just Had to Have.

And then he showed me what it does when it's all zipped up and I couldn't say No.

Now you know who to turn in if someone looking like this

knocks off a gas station or bank or pizza place.