I love pretty yards. I love flowers. I love greenery. I love a lush lawn. I love trees and shade. And I have none. You see, I have a Black Thumb. God may have given me the ability to Cook and Bake, but He left me out on Gardening Day. He didn't see fit to endow me with enough talent to grow anything. And the once in a while when things start growing well, something else happens.