There has been an item on sale at Target this week that I have been trying to secure for the boys for Christmas. I've already been to the store three times and they've been out of stock every time. This morning I got smart. I called them as soon as I got to work.
"Do you have any of Item Z in stock today?" I asked.
"Yes, we do have those."
"Do you have at least two?" I asked.
"Yes, we have at least two." I love that he didn't volunteer that they had 20 or 50 or 3.
"How long do you think you'll have those in stock today?"
"I don't know. I would come. Right. Now." He said it just like that. I felt like someone was reading me a blog with all that fancy-dancy punctuation that's so trendy.
Needless to say I hightailed it out of there and got two Item Z's for Christmas morning.