Baby has had a pretty icky mattress for a few years. About two years ago Olaf put a big, three-inch, egg crate, mattress pad on it.
That satisfied him until yesterday.
Last night he told Olaf, "Dad, you can have the pink pad back."
"I think you'll have a pretty lumpy mattress if you do. You can keep it."
"Not if you get me a Tempur-Pedic mattress!"
Despite my best intentions the kid watches too much TV!