Remember these Happy Critters from Saturday morning cartoons?
One day my parents took us to FAO Schwartz in Las Vegas.
The kids scoured the store. There were so many cool things!
All useless, expensive toys. Have I told you I hate buying toys?
I saw the price tags for stuff the boys would actually use. And
then couldn't rationalize buying something cheap we didn't need,
like another stuffed animal. Have I told you I hate stuffed animals?
I've thrown away garbage bags of stuffed animals. I've donated
bags full of them to the police. So we left with nothing.